What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

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What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship?

A: A decade Ba dum tish.

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

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What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

What kind of vision does Fetty Wap have?

17/38

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What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

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What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.