What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How can you always be such a happy person?

I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.

Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

because fetch is not going to happen.

Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

Std Jokes More Std Jokes

What do you call an STD for homeless people?

Hermit Crabs

What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?

One is a cunning runt.

Musical Instrument Jokes More Musical Instrument Jokes

What do you call a musical instrument made of gelatin?

A jello!

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)