How can you always be such a happy person?

I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.

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Where do people from Laos like to swim?

In Laotian.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but they'd have to be really small.

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Who am I to argue?

So I thanked him and went back home.

What do you call 2 crackers arguing?

White noise.

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How can you always be such a happy person?

I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.

What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light