What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light

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What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

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What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light

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What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light

How can you always be such a happy person?

I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.