What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

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Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!

Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

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How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

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What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

Whats E.T.'s first name?

Yodela

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What's ET Short for?

Because he has little legs.

What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

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Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?

Because it was so ET !

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.