What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

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What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

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What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting?

Christopher Sitten

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

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What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

What's E.T. Stand for?

Extra testicle

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What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

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Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?

Because it was so ET !

What's ET's first name?

Spag.