Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

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Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

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Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.

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Why couldn't the bike stand up?

It was too tired.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door?

Because his wife was dead-set against it...