Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

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What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?

Chimney Cricket !

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

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What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

A: Linus

What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

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What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?

Because they're two tired

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Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped."