What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

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What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

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Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

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Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.

What's little, brown, and found in the woods?

Winnies' pooh.

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What do you call a traveling Pope?

A Roamin' Catholic.

What do you call a wanderin' nun?

A Roamin' Catholic