What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

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What do you call a white man who never lose in the boxing ring?

The referee

What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

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What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

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What do you call a nun that sleepwalks?

A Roamin' Catholic.

What do you call a nun that is lost?

A Roamin' Catholic