Have your mom sit down on a golf course.
She kept wetting the bed.
A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "
A: A baseball team
His parents weren't 18 or older.
He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.
Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to
In case he got a hole in one
Vladimir Puttin'
There can only be one goo gull
A cheesy pickup line
A fridge wearing a denim jacket.
My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.
