Have your mom sit down on a golf course.
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Vladimir Puttin'
He got a hole in one.
They always turn out to be sub par.
He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.
Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.
Because it's a crime to drink and drive.
NSFW 18 holes
Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.
He was resisting a rest
A Luncheon!
The quality of the sandwich.
A spot-weiler!
Put him in your back yard.
points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels
He wanted to catch up on his sleep.
Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.
There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.
A: A baseball team
Henry the 1/8
One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.
The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .
Because they can't remember long stories !
