How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

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How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

in bytes

What does the highest paid WNBA player make?

Sandwiches.

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Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?

Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.

What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

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How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

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How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.