How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

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How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

What do Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas have in common?

I'm not allowed to tell you

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What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.

Why is Flint MI famous for it's sandwiches?

They have the highest Pb : jelly ratio in the midwest!

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What's the worst thing about being a transgender?

Having the women inside of you telling you what to do.

What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

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How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

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How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars