None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.
None, because they can't climb the ladder.
One. But he wishes it took two.
Wanna go swimming?
One. They'll screw anything
He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...
One with plenty of body in it.
A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.