What is an Undertaker's favorite element?

Barium.

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What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

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What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!