What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

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Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ?

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

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What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

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What do the Irish hate more than potatoes?

No potatoes.

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

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Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.