What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

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What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

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How many chemicals are crack?

Lets get this done in one sitting.

Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

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How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

What do the Irish do after winning the world cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

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What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

What do you call an Irish armchair?

Patty O'Furniture