Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

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When's your birthday?

Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year Me: Ugh duh every year

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

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Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

How many chemicals are crack?

Lets get this done in one sitting.

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Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

What if your corner isn't 90 degrees?

Well, it just wouldn't be right.

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What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty