Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

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Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

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What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

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What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

Why are Wendy's burgers so good?

Because they don't cut corners.

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Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)