Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why was the cutting board?

The knife was really dull

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

Belgian Jokes More Belgian Jokes

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.