Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Who's there ! Clark ! Clark who ?

Clark your car in the garage !

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

How do you confuse a blind person?

Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner

Why do people with the Flu stand in corners?

Its always 90 Degrees

Belgian Jokes More Belgian Jokes

Why do the Dutch people love..... Why do the Dutch people love the Belgian-jokes so much?

They are cheap.

How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.