Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What type of car does James Bond drive?

00-Sedan

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What should you do if you're cold?

Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

Belgian Jokes More Belgian Jokes

Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out