Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift "

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !

Belgian Jokes More Belgian Jokes

What do you call a Belgian with a cold?

Phlegmish

How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.