What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

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Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

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Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!