Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

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Sue.

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He wanted to mount an exhibit!

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He used the Hookshot!

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Whoever wins...we lose.

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With a sah, dude

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Because he was outstanding in his field!!

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How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

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He's good at making friends.