Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

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Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

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How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

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What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism :,P

Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

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Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

What's the different between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter has a character limit

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What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

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What are sloths?

Wrong, What are coworkers"

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.