What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.

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What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

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Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

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What do you call Will Smith's crying daughter?

A weeping Willow.

What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.