How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

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What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

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Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

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What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas??

A: Nothing - he'll just return it!

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How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.