How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

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How's the oil industry doing these days?

It's in the tank.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus?

A cross-dresser.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

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Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.