Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

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Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus