Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

Who was the worlds first capenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

What does a crappy Carpenter make?

Loose stools