What do you call a 2nd grader with no friends?

A Sandyhook survivor...................im so sorry.

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What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

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How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord?

Two flutists playing in unison.