What do you call a 2nd grader with no friends?

A Sandyhook survivor...................im so sorry.

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What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me ...What else

How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

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Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH