What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me ...What else

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When Does This White Privilege Thing Kick In?

Do I have to ask them to resend the authentication email, update my address or do I have to go to my local white privilege depot to request the trial edition of white privilege before I get the real thing?

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

What do black people with Down's Syndrome call their friends?

Their Chromies

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What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed