What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me ...What else

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When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

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Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.

How did the turtle call his friends?

on his shellphone

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Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce: