How did the turtle call his friends?

on his shellphone

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Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

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Why is turtle wax so expensive?

because turtles have such small ears

Where can you find a turtle that has no legs?

Exactly where you left it.

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What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

How did the turtle call his friends?

on his shellphone