How did the turtle call his friends?

on his shellphone

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What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

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What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Shellphone Jokes More Shellphone Jokes

How did the turtle call his friends?

on his shellphone

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.