How did the turtle call his friends?

on his shellphone

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What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang

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When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

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How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

How did the turtle call his friends?

on his shellphone