What do math teachers grow?

Geometrees and trigonometrees

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Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up?

Garry Oldman.

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Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.