What do math teachers grow?

Geometrees and trigonometrees

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Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

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What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists?

Simplifying Radicals. Yes, she's a math teacher.

Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus