Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

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What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

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What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

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How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

What's Sean Connery's favorite sport and when does he play it?

Tennish

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How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

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Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

Why are hula dancers so pretentious?

Because their hips stir.