How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

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Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

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Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

A: The thesaurus.

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

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What happens when the man shakes?

The windows milk shake!

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

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What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...