Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

A: The thesaurus.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

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What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

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Why did the thesaurus have a creeping feeling?

He had an antonym.

What's another word for "thesaurus"?

Steven Wright joke, iirc.

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What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus