Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

A: The thesaurus.

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What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

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What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

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What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus. :/

How is this joke similar to a musical about a thesaurus?

Both are a play on words.

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What do you call a dinosaur with good dental hygiene?

A flossiraptor