What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon?

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When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster?

Shellfish.

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."

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When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at?

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