What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

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Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

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What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

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How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

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How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

What time does Wimbledon start?

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