What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

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Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

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Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner?

The cold shoulder!

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When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.

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How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.