What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

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What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

When you're cold inside, where do you stand?

You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's xD

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What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies."

When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

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What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

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Who's the chief of the internet?

E-ronimo!

What do you get when you cross a chief with a black belt?

Kung Food!