Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

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What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es! :)

Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

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What do you call a Tardy count for a school of water bears?

A tardigrade!

Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

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Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

What do tired line dancers do?

A. They Line Down :-)

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How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

What do people and jellybean have in common?

No one likes the black ones