Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

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Why are some musicians so antisocial?

Because all they want is tonics and dominance.

What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

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What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

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Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

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What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python?

A jellybean.