Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

Alice Jokes More Alice Jokes

Who's there ! Alice ! Alice who ?

Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me !

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.