Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

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What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

a Tippihedron

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The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

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Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

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Who's there ! Alice ! Alice who ?

Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me !

Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...