Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

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Who get saved?

The United States of America

Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

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What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

How do you launder money?

Put it under the soap.

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How does the Catholic Church make their holy water?

They boil the hell out of it.

What do miss Frizzle and the catholic church have in common?

They've both been in little boys.