What two words have the most letters?

Post office.

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What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

How do you take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY" ?

There is no F in way.

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.