How do you take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY" ?

There is no F in way.

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

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How soon?

the frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

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Who does Dracula get letters from?

His fang club.

Why is the letter "O" everywhere?

Because it's a round U.