How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

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Whats another meaning for a women?

Finger puppet

Whats Black and never works?

Decaffeinated coffee, ya racist.

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Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

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How many ways are there to please a guy?

Three way.

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A. So they can find their way back to the house.

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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ?

You take the "F" out of way.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

Safeway Jokes More Safeway Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

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Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY