How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whos there Ellen Ellen who?

Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out.

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

What did the letter F say when he became cool?

Sup G

Safeway Jokes More Safeway Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".