Whats another meaning for a women?

Finger puppet

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Whats green and flies?

Super Pickle

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

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How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

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What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."