Why are all the archaeologists single?

Because they cant find dates

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What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

What did Haley Joel Osment find at the top of Mt. Everest?

Icy Dead People

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What's on your mind?

it's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

What do you call Kurt Russel playing an archaeologist?

Kurt Fossil