Why are all the archaeologists single?

Because they cant find dates

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How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

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What's a redneck's favorite dating website?

Ancestry.com

What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

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Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?

Because his career was in ruins