Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

What's the difference between pokemon go and my girlfriend?

Pokemon go always goes down on me

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Who's There?

Interrupting the whos there) Penny!

Whats the Difference between a Third-Wave Feminist and a Pencil?

The pencil has a point

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What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater?

With a tuna.

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

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What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.