Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!
Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.
A toad he croaks if you even touch him !
With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside
Because it was out of tuna.
You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!
A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.
You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...
You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!
by using a bottle opener
breaking the seal on a rock.
