Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's better than four roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.