What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What do Mormon's and tweekers have in common?

Both ride bicycles and bust mission.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

x-post from r/bicycling Attire

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....

What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

Canary Jokes More Canary Jokes

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

Shredded tweet.