What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

How to elephants talk to each other ?

By 'elephone !

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the hardest dinosaur to ride?

A Falloffasarus - Patrick age 10

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

Canary Jokes More Canary Jokes

What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

Shredded tweet.

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.