What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

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What do you call it when you're run over by a German?

Hunover.

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

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What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ?

Tweetie Pie !

What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

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What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

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What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

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What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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