What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

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What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

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What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

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What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out