What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

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What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies?

A purrvert.

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

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Why did the priest cross the road ?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)