What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

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Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

Why do dogs wag their tails ?

Because no one else will do it for them !"

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.