What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

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What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman?

A redhead who can tan.

Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

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How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

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Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

Why does Beyonce sing the song "to the left"?

Because black people have no rights...

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What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

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What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.