What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

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What do you call a Mexican working at Tim Hortons?

a Filipino

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

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What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

Why did the Koala Bear get a job?

He was Koalified

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What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

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What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.

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Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!