Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

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How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

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Why do men act like idiots?

Who says they're acting

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

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Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

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In'n'Out Burger

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What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?

Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!