When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

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Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

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When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

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Rub it rub it rub it.

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"