When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

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What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

Why am I black and you're white?

A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark

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What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*

How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

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When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

Why couldn't the Chinese herpetologist see out his car window?

Because it was too froggy outside.