When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

What light through yonder window breaks?

ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.

Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

Ugh Jokes More Ugh Jokes

What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

Car Window Jokes More Car Window Jokes

Why couldn't the Chinese herpetologist see out his car window?

Because it was too froggy outside.

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"