Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout

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What's the Russian word for Internet outage?

Internjet

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

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Why do they call it Almond Milk?

Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it.

How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

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Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.